return my video game
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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