I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
