his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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