never play flip cup with pint glasses
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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