just come out here and I will go home with you...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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