I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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