do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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