Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I need moral support for this bender
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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