i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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