in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just found a bag of teeth...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
