I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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