Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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