Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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