is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
is it fun? or sober?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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