New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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