New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it's great music for shaving your balls
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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