Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
