Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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