Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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