According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
is that a dick in a sweater?
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