Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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