Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
There's a naked man in my car right now.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Randomize
