Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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