i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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