I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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