your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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