eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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