You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I wear drunk well.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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