we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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