its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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