Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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