Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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