those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You dont lie about slip and slides
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
