I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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