He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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