I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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