This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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