You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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