how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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