I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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