apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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