I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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