You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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