quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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