Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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