I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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