this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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