Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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