if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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