I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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