Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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